It's hot as...

Don’t you hate it when you tell a joke and no one laughs? Now, when I was a kid, we said, “Dag, it’s hot as…” (Give you a second to collect your thoughts) Africa!! Bing! Bing! Bing! For those of you who got it right. So, my AC is out right now. Bitch! Yeah. But, the mofo breaks down this time every year, so it’s expected. So, I ask my boyfriend, “Is it as hot as Africa?” because he’s from Africa. He said, “No, it’s hotter.” I said “Well, ain’t that a blip. I always said, ‘it’s hot as Africa’ when it turns out, it’s hotter!” That just tickled me pink… if brown skin can turn pink. But he didn’t see the humor. The heat must have fried his brain. :o)  LOL!