I barbecued some chuck beef,
and my son left three small pieces on his plate because he said it hurt his jaw
muscles. Nah, it was right on point, but
I’m not going to make him eat every nook and cranny for “all the starving kids
in Africa.” (You remember J) So, I gave it
to my baby girl. No, I didn’t up and
have a kid that no one knows about. J I gave it to my
dog… Happy. Boy, she was licking her
snout after every swallow.
My son started for the
living room to play X-box Live, and so I asked if he wanted to sing with
me?
He said, “Not right now.” Both of us love to sing, and a few days ago,
he asked me to help him prepare for the school chorus. “Maybe later,” he continued.
My dog looked at me and said,
“Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
Ruff!”
“Oh, you want to sing with
me, Happy,” I said joyfully.
She said, “Ruff.”
It was as if she knew what I
was saying, and so I replied, “Ok. Let’s
sing Old MacDonald.”
She just looked at me and
wagged her tail, and as soon as I started to sing, she barked in on beat.
“Ruff. Ruff.
Ruff. Ruff. Ruff.
Ruff. Ruff.” J
I said, “Well, I’ll be damn!”
and burst out in laughter because my dog was show-enough YouTube material. She was singing!
If I’m lying I’m flying.
And to top my day off
regarding my baby girl, the bitch didn’t piss on my floor.
God is good. J
Hey, you’ve got to see all
the funny you can in this life.
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Help a sista out! J
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